Explaining myself

admin | July 31, 2005

Haven't gotten my blog all done yet from vacation.  Had to wait for the computer to be working correctly to upload the photos to the server.
I hear Billy doing dishes in the kitchen.  Robert is mowing the grass.
I have a ton to do, but I feel like poking around the 'net. 
I am itching to [...]

Revenge on the EX

admin | July 22, 2005

Though I was not surprised at their existence, I was amazed at how many websites there are devoted to posting or selling nude photos or homemade porno of ex-girlfriends or ex-wives for revenge.
 
I guess some people will do anything to exact revenge.
 

Kind of sad, really. 

Heather Under Construction

admin | July 21, 2005

Please read the legal notice blogged on July 18th.  You are agreeing to everything in that notice by being on this site and reading this blog.
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Some mornings I wake up, and I only want peace.  Peace for myself and peace for those I love and I have no ?fight? in me, only the sensation that [...]

Joyful Sex

admin | July 20, 2005

If you have NOT seen the movies Office Space or Splendor in the Grass  then you might not want to read this ? it contains spoilers.   Also, don't forget to look at my “legal notice” on July 18.
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In the movie Office Space ? which is practically REQUIRED entertainment for anybody with a modicum of humor ? the character Peter, [...]

My Late Happy Anniversary

admin | July 20, 2005

Last Wednesday, July 13th was my three year anniversary of meeting Will.
 
I count that as our anniversary because I tend to fall in love at first sight, and it wasn?t much longer before he was sure he loved me.
 
The same thing happened with me when I saw Robert for the first time a little over [...]

Cold Lovers & Solid Pension Plans

admin | July 19, 2005

Before reading this please note the legal notice in my blog dated July 18 ? if you read this blog before reading that notice you are still agreeing to everything in that notice by simply being here and CHOOSING to read this blog.*************************************************************************************************

When people disagree with me, sometimes I argue back.

Sometimes I do things that [...]

!Important Legal Notice!

admin | July 18, 2005

DISCLAIMER ? LEGAL NOTICE ? HELLO PEOPLE!!!
If you are in a nation, country, county, state, town, village, river, ocean, fiord, bay, inlet, bubble, movie, cloud city, castle, home or on an island, asteroid, space ship or planet where my blog is considered offensive, perverted, inappropriate, politically incorrect or especially ILLEGAL then I am telling you DO NOT [...]

DUI, Homophobe & Sexless Ex UN-PC Jokes

admin | July 17, 2005

OMG
 
I am watching Comedy Central and this dude Ron White was so friggin? HILARIOUS.
 
He was talking about all sorts of stuff, the death penalty, ?crazy? people, vegetarians (who I respect, but the guy had me giggling) with that redneck ?flair? ? and he was drinkin? the whole time he was tellin? the jokes.  He convinces [...]

Will said to me…

admin | July 16, 2005

Will said to me ?
 
Fair is not how you are treated
It?s how you treat others
 
And some things came into focus
But still there was much too much blurring
Because of the tears
 
Will said to me?
 
I know you wished you could be more like
Gandhi
and
Jesus
But even they had enemies
People who hated them
Even if you find peace inside
And even [...]

Love Your Enemy More

admin | July 16, 2005

Love Your Enemy More
 
I have found that I can truly hate no one
That is not how my heart is meant to be
there is some love and fairness in my spirit
for those who have mistreated me
 
The things that I said came forth
No warning from my brain to my mouth
That wasn?t what I meant exactly
but it [...]

A Good Plan

admin | July 16, 2005

 
Heather,You have the uncanny ability now to move slowly and steadily in the direction of your future. You've set your goals and now you create the plan that will get you there. This isn't about a quick dash for the finish line. Be patient and execute your plan with an eye to your future.

 
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Uncanny, [...]

Peru at Johnny Rockets

admin | July 15, 2005

I am a sucker for accents
 
After a horrible morning of being tongue-tied
Of being silenced and reprimanded
And misunderstood ? which you would think I would be used to by now
 
Robert, Will and I went to Johnny Rockets ? a cute little diner
With songs you could play by putting a nickel in the jukebox - [...]

True Colors

admin | July 12, 2005

Shining through.

Do the large penises find me?

admin | July 11, 2005

?1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference?
 
Yes, more enlargement spam.  I get as much ?increase your penis size? spam as I get weight loss, hair loss, and erectile dysfunction spam.  I didn?t realize there were so many men out there with two or three inch penises.  Or are there?
 
I sincerely doubt that there are a [...]

Integrated is the only way I want to be.

admin | July 8, 2005

I have never understood people who could compartmentalize their thoughts and feelings into neat boxes.  How they can behave one way in one situation and then, in direct conflict, behave another way in a different situation, but still feel that they are doing the ?right? thing.
 
For me, this is impossible. 
 
My heart, my spirit, my [...]

Sweet Ninjas

admin | July 1, 2005

I came across this link today that has been buried among some of my old junk and I had to CRACK UP because I remember sitting around with Robert and Jackie and laughing our asses off at this site.  The “music” adds that wonderful cheezy dimension.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm